Welcome, brave pathfinder, to the crossroads of nautical nonsense and absurdity! Here at the dockside, you are faced with three doors (or flapping sails) and an option: join the fish, wrestle the seagulls, or decipher the eternal riddle of the salty breeze.
if(gull_lands_on_head == true) {
println("Congratulations, you're now the official Dockside Gull Ambassador!");
} else {
println("Proceed to the nearest fish market for additional training.");
}
Here are your quirky choices:
In case of existential crises or runaway prawns, follow the clueless philosophy guide.
And remember, the dockside is always watching you closely... just like that suspicious crab.