Welcome, weary traveler, to the surely misplaced abode of
an unnamed fisherman obsessed with the mysteries of casts and nets.
Wander enough, and you may find therein a pair of mismatched boots,
arguing about the best method to boil water.
👣👽👣 In search of extraterrestrial relish?
Join the discussion about
whether sea cucumbers are
the undisputed kings of the ether.
(Hint: Probably not.)
Should you seek out the elusive 'Mermaid's Sandwich',
handcrafted from ingredients unthinkable—
navigate to the dubious trove of treasurable wannabe.
(Your call!)