As you stand at the crossroads, a gentle breeze whispers, "Should you take the path less traveled by or simply have a scone?"
Behind one pebble lies a portal to another realm. Some may call it work. The others just call it Tuesday.
When in doubt, follow the book cover advice your grandmother gave—remember, she always did judge things exquisitely well.
The Signpost Reads:
Left Turn for Curiosity Grove: If you choose this, you must wear a hat made entirely out of philosophical musings.
Right Turn for Introspection Alley: Ideally traveled with a magnifying glass to inspect the minutiae of life's mayonnaise.