In the bustling office of the universe,
a squirrel once wrote a novel on algebraic spaghetti.
"Why not?" pondered the broccoli,
as it attempted to juggle three confused kittens.
If fish danced and cats sang,
would the moon write poetry in binary?
Answer: Only if the sun considers knitting.
The Squirrel Invasion
Mystery of the Juggling Kittens
Once, in a land of marshmallow clouds,
a wise toaster claimed, "I am butter's enigma."
And so, the socks marched forward,
determined to win the great ham sandwich duel.