Wander not, for you have stumbled upon the universe's greatest mystery: Why do stars wear socks? (and where do their lost pairs go?). Discover cosmic pathways where celestial laundry curiously spins.
Did you know black holes have a soft spot for knitted wool? Legends say they consume socks whole, creating an unending spiral of cozy warmth.
Meanwhile, Jupiter’s Great Red Spot has taken up residence as the largest sock in the cosmos—rumor has it, it’s a size 57 triple wide, perfect for intergalactic toe turmoils.
Fancy a journey? Follow the Lost Nebula or traverse the Endless Galactic Sock Maze.
And if you're ever feeling chilly on Earth, just remember to apply for your Universal Cosmic Blanket.