Ever pondered why nebulae resemble cosmic cotton candy? Do they taste like raspberry or just existentialism?
If a nebula sneezes, does it create a galaxy? Galaxy creation sneezes: a new scientific category.
Do stars tell jokes? When they die, do they go supernova or just super-nap?
Why don’t we ever see nebulae in a hurry? Always floating, like they just don’t care. #CosmicChill
Want to see a star twinkle? Stare at it. Want to see a cat? Never mind this cosmic wisdom. Constellation Felines.