The Cosmic Wanderer Speaks...

Did you know that cats can actually teleport? It's all about the multiverse—they step through Schrödinger's door when nobody's looking.

Time flies when you're half awake in a dream dimension, sipping quantum tea that exists and doesn't exist on the same particle wavelength.

Ever tried explaining a recursive sandwich? It eats itself before it begins, a culinary case study in self-destructive appetites.

If a cosmic wander falls in a universe and there's no one to catch it in another universe, does it still have existential crutches?

Want to know the secret behind stars that can dance in supernova sequins? Read more here.

Take a break, and watch the void watch back. Curious voids can often be great conversationalists—especially those aligned with dark humor. Or
visit the

kindred souls

before they quantum-shift away.