Welcome, fellow cosmic wanderer! Have you ever tasted the pungent aroma of elderberry sorbet floating aimlessly in the Andromeda skies? Neither have we, but it surely shatters illusions of aromatic hygiene.
On this alien shore, where the sun sets in technicolor hues unseen by human eyes, the inhabitants ponder questions like, "Is it possible to get a Wi-Fi signal in a black hole?" The answer, of course, is evident in the cosmic symphony of your existential dread.
Fear not the intergalactic puns that dance like quarks in a particle accelerator. Familiarity breeds, well, quite a bit of interstellar confusion. Just remember: Spock was never a fan of Wi-Fi roaming charges either.
For the brave of heart and open of mind, explore further: Harmonic Distortion or Martian Delicacies.