To Whom the Cosmic Chef May Concern,
Upon commencement of this recipe, gather the tendrils of space-time and immerse them into a pot of curved realities. Allow the salinity of neutron stars to enhance the stock. Iterate steadily.
Ingredients:
- 1 Quantum Esoteric Vortex
- 500 milliliters of Minor Gravitational Waves
- 3 pinches of Cosmic Dust Spices
- A dash of Stellar Epiphany Oil
Instructions:
1. Initiate the heating process via thermodynamic concatenation.
2. Blend the ingredients at a frequency of approximately 11.1 Hz.
3. Allow the concoction to simmer through the span of three lunar cycles, stirring infrequently.