Each fortnight, the Milky Way hosts a scintillating symposium for celestial comedians. Saturn, with its silken rings, leads the cacophony with tales of his twisting grandeur. Venus barely holds her flame, caught in the giggle gravity of Jovian jest.
But what if these realms of rock and gas had humor? Mars, sprightly as a dust devil, might scoff at his own rusty complexion. Meanwhile, Jupiter could strum his stormy heartstrings, amused by his gala of moons waltzing in orbital indifference.
The Ether Punchline - a universal riddle encased in solar laughter - tickles even the revered black holes whose voids echo in shadows of untold giggles and cosmic capers.
Read Saturn's StoriesAlas, all we have are whispers of Martian mirth...echoes of Jovian jests filtering through the arcs of their long orbits, caught in a comet's tail or dancing across the rings of time like a fragment of the early universe's unpenned diary.