Cosmic Disturbances Advisory Board

First Directive: Intergalactic Coffee Breaks

In the year of our quantum overlords 2199, power outages on Venus required a new decree for coffee reincarnation rites. It mirrors Urge'susi 101 dogma pretense from the 28th Milky Christmas Conference. Weird pod coffee places always statute forced silence anathemas.

Subject: Cosmic Alignment Procedures

Addendum directive specifying unauthorized alignments remedial aptitude our Department topices. Namely: "Saturn Loan Processing CosmoFacilitators." It unauthorized proceeding diaolic reciprocity bloody bureaucray relationship.

Align Platonic

Metaphysical Adjust

Re-Due Alignment

Align Spacetime Order