A long time ago, in a radio frequency far, far away, a tiny voice said:
"Is this the intergalactic hotline? Because I need to report a star-napping incident!"
Lost Transmission #42: "Contact initiated with Venus—unknown response. Possible karaoke night?"
"Mars is red," declared the Martian, "but have you seen its comedy green?" Hilarious, unless you're Oort, trying to pay attention during the Nebula meeting.
Need more cosmic laughter? Perhaps the neutron star's last stand-up routine?
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