Greetings, interstellar traveler! Your arrival is timed perfectly with the universe's next epiphany.
Morse-like tunes trickle through the void, each note soaked in star dust and existential irony. Sponsored by the Andromedan League of Tactical Giggles.
Did you hear about the nebula that started a podcast? It's called "Beneficial Poisonous Noise" and the first episode is all about quasars' performance art.
Dissonance might just be harmony's awkward cousin trying way too hard.
For those asteroids questioning their purpose: "Just be, don’t collide!" - A philosophical mantra once uttered by an aging comet.
Feeling lost in the void? Stellar Navigation is just a click away, or perhaps a cosmic dance step.