Adrift the starry depths, where even Procyon gives GPS a run for its money.
[Stardate: 132.2 Mistral Year]
> System checks. Ruse initiated successfully.
[Stardate: 133.7 Mistral Year]
Incident report: Spotted a two-headed Martian voting paradox.
> Probable cause: An imbalanced opinion on Saturnian tea.
[Stardate: Unknown]
Logged: 3 stray comets acquired names, “Nova Craig” got a planet but “Ricardo” didn't. Equality? Not here!
[Asteroid Belt of 133.9 Stars]
Astrometric division concluded celestial selfies yield larger voids.
Final verdict: Backs weren't broad enough.
Decision triaged with constellation aspirations: