Once, whilst zipping through the mid-22nd millennium, my time-traveling companion, an eccentric scholar named Professor Quibblebottom, decided it was imperative to bring back the world's rarest snack. It turned out to be something called Moon Cheese, which, quite ironically, was just cheddar fondly remembered from a 1950s Earth feast.
Professor Quibblebottom often claims it was made by aliens, but alas, we found it simply originated from a very bored local dairy farmer.
One Tuesday in 3010, we accidentally landed in a world ruled by sentient office supplies. Their leader, a wise old stapler named Stamford, had an intricate policy involving paperclips, post-its and a very peculiar cat (or “C.A.T.” – Central Automated Thoughts, as it preferred).
Daily meetings consisted of profound discussions about the existentialism of sticky notes and the metaphysics of unsharpened pencils. Let's just say, the stapler's wisdom was unparalleled.
For more cosmic revelations, visit The Quantum Frogs of Paradox Pond or perhaps dip your toes into Antimatter's Delightful Tea Party.