They said the universe is vast and ever expandingâmuch like my inexplicable urge to devour an entire pizza in one sitting.
Rumor has it, if you find yourself within a cosmic void, just follow the aura of self-inflicted curiosity.
"Even black holes take breaks; they're just too 'hole-y' to notice." - Galactic Guru
In this sparkling canvas of darkness, the real challenge isn't finding the way out, but finding the way in.
Fantasies of stellar travel or just a portal to your nearest coffee shop?
Emerge in the Milky WazeWhen faced with an abyss, the proper etiquette involves offering it a donut. (The void accepted politely with a nod.)
Explore the labyrinthine luminary
And remember, when you think you've reached the cosmic end, just turn left at the nearest star and watch your đȘ spin.