"Yesterday a comet disputed the now irrelevant theories of time, rethinking the dimensions of ordinary procrastination."
–Nebulous Quantum Encyclopedia

"In the infinity of unread books lies the impossibility of reading everything but nothing."
–Psygyks of Berentz III

"The black hole still doesn't understand its own shadow, forever biting the cosmic dust."
–Poetics of Celestial Void

"A supernova once exclaimed about the absurdity of brassiere straps amidst the stars' vast expanse."
–Diary of Galactic Parodies