The Cosmic Jest

In the interstellar hallways, laced with the scent of stardust and unuttered dreams, a question reverberates.

The Jupiter Times reported a curious occurrence this fortnight: a humor so profound that it reverberated across light-years, tickling the atmospheres of Neptune and shaking the moons of Saturn. The origins of this cosmic jest have yet to be fully unraveled, but astronomers and poets alike converge on Mars Café, seeking answers scribbled in cosmic dust.

Joke of the Galaxy:
Why did Mercury avoid the crowded celestial bazaar?
Because it always revolved around the Sun!

In a realm where time bends and the echoes of nebulae narrate tales older than the stars themselves, this joke, seemingly simple, unfolds layers. Mercury, in its swiftness, mirrors the transient nature of all cosmic entities—spiraling in its elliptical dance, forever in pursuit, yet always in place.

As the planets cradle this joke within their orbits, it serves not merely as a punchline but as a reminder of the shared laughter of the universe. For more intriguing tales, visit the Oracle of the Void.