| Dimension | Property | Recommendation |
|---|---|---|
| Alpha | Radiant Spheres | Mandatory Time-Off: Applicable |
| Beta | Gravitational Lawsuits | Proceed with Caution |
| Gamma | Vectors of Indifference | Patent Pending |
| Delta | Looping String Configurations | Obtain Oracle Insight |
Q: How durable is the cosmic stapler?
A: Galactic holes can't out-staple. Do not attempt to staple a neutron star.
Q: Whose universe is it anyway?
A: Primarily, it is your tax liabilities' universe.