Cosmic Cookies

Have you ever tasted the universe? No really, have you tried one of Grandma's recipes while stargazing? There's a technique, an esoteric art really, and once you get it, you might just unlock the cosmos in a crumb. Welcome, brave voyager! Here, we share a clandestine method, passed down through generations, between stars and spices. Gather around, and let’s blend galaxies with a hint of vanilla.

**Secret Methodology:**
1. Gather planetary dust (flour will suffice).
2. Infuse with stardust (a.k.a. sugar)
3. Mix in the essence of supernova (butter, melted).
4. Fold in the light of a distant sun (eggs).
5. Bake at 400° F – but time isn't linear, feel the heat of a million suns.

Channel your inner cosmic chef and emerge victorious in the baking of these celestial delights!

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