Welcome to the cosmos where stars tell jokes, but only the moon giggles. If you listen closely, cosmic tales unravel amidst the static lullabies of the universe.
"Why did the comet break up with the asteroid? It needed space!"
Read more interstellar musings.
A black hole walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The black hole replies, "You're lucky I'm not in the mood for drinks; I generally suck all the fun out!"