Welcome, esteemed wanderer of the incomprehensible corridors. Here, among the tangled circuitry of existence, lies the corridor calculator.
1. Calculate Brevity: The length of a pointless status update in characters divided by the expression of face in emojis. Result: 🍵+🥴=📉.
2. Brief Path: A coffee short shot while pondering immortal deadlines, served with a side of existential crisis.
3. Unvisited Room Formula: If the room ceiling fan spins counterclockwise while no one is home, does it make a sound in Schrödinger's lounge?
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