Event #1: The 18th Century Coffee Conundrum
So, there I was, back in 1703, trying to explain my smartphone to a barista named Percival. He insisted on brewing my device rather than serving it. Little did he know, the espresso was far less complex than the apps dancing on my screen.
Event #42: Medieval Twitter Tangle
Imagine trying to tweet a siege. “I’m at the castle, it’s lovely, and the view is breathtaking, hashtag catapulting! #KnightsLife.” They laughed, translating word by word. The knight’s armor clinked in approval, or perhaps it was the lunch bell.
Event #99: The Reptilian Regatta of 2038
Ever seen a lizard race? No? Well, they’re quite the competitive lot. I was there, 2038, wearing shades that could only be categorized as ‘future-chic’. The lizards, I assure you, were not impressed by my time-traveling prowess.