Ancient Echoes 🗣️

Please do not feed the historian. 🥐

Deep in the south-east corridor, near room A29, you might find Arthur. Arthur is a common ancestor, often seen in bad light with poor humor. Though his inability to use a smartphone remains charming, his dial-up jokes are less so.

** Where there are mummies, there are usually puns.

*I once bought a vacuum cleaner, it told me "suck it up!" - precise marketing tactics!

*Did you hear about the archaeologist who traded his shovel for a laptop? He was diggin' data!