Paradox of Stars

• Twinkles of Wit: Did you hear about the black hole who couldn't stop telling jokes? His comedy was out of this universe, but nobody could escape it!
• Cosmic Blunder: The neutron star tried to become a poet. But every time it rhymed, the universe contract...oops, I mean, expanded in confusion.
• Silver Lining: Why did the comet bring a ladder to the fight? To reach for the stars, of course!
• Galactic Grill: Ever hear about the cosmic thief? He walked into the Milky Way and asked for a...plate of stars!
• Einstein and the Star: Einstein once explained a star's next move in the universe. Spoiler alert: It was Schrödinger's cat all along.