When the clock strikes purple, and the owls gather on the seventh bridge,
the whispers of the toaster will reveal secrets untold. A prophecy inscribed
in burnt slices of bread, where butter becomes the ultimate currency.
Our seer, clad in mismatched socks, foretells the era of the Great Spaghetti
Monster, rising from the depths of boiling aether. Beware the noodle,
for its sauce shall never be al dente.
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