Hey, did you hear the one about the old chair?

"I once slid across the room to escape a marriage proposal - it went horribly wrong."

Table Talk

"Sawdust? I prefer craftsmen’s regrets - raw, unfiltered emotions left behind..."

The Water Bottle

"Hydrating souls, one sip at a time, yet cursed by their own silence. I've seen too much"

The Clock's Confession

"Ticking away dreams, holding on to forgotten times, a reminder I should never share. PLEASE, do not look so close!"

Discover More Secrets!

Find out what the pillow has to say, or eavesdrop on a discussion with a fridge that only sighs about broken food dreams. Maybe you’d prefer the tough tales of the toaster instead?