Breaking News: The rubber chicken factory went silent amidst suspected slapstick sabotage.
Read Full ManifestoIn an unprecedented turn of events, yesterday's live sketch involving a malfunctioning time machine prop left audiences and cast in a baffling state of confusion. Eyewitness reports indicate teleportation errors with actors vanishing and reappearing at inappropriate intervals.
Editor's Note: When the cake was revealed to be a bomb, it was actually the icing on the joke.
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