Dear Earthling,
Why do you call washing your hands "clean" when in fact, they might be just waiting for an excuse to betray you? One never knows what Jupiter's Great Red Spot might think of your earthly hygiene standards.
Best wishes and gravity's hugs,
The Jovial Jovian
Dear Humans of Sol System,
Do all roads really lead to Rome or just mislead you in circles? And are circles just roundabout roads with commitment issues, contemplating their own shape? Think about it.
Celestial musings,
Halo the Starry Scribe
Dear Fellow Beings,
If a selfie is taken by a Martian and no earthling is around to 'like' it, does it still make a pixel noise? This philosophical question keeps me pondering while I chase dust storms.
Martially yours,
Red Dust Philosopher