Ah, Perplexia! The land where decision-making is a contact sport. Visitors must carry a compass that only points north when they're quite certain it's south. Rumor has it, the inhabitants communicate through interpretive dance—a nod here, a shimmy there—leading newcomers to question the efficacy of their own GPS units.
Learn the DanceThese peaks are renowned for their sheer height and echoing silence. Notorious for the philosophers who've plummeted during existential crises, locals have learned to avoid deep thoughts without proper gear. Beware the echo—it magnifies confessions whispered in the dark. Guides here sell special helmets lined with self-help books.
Book Helmets for SaleInhabited by the rare and elusive Maybe Cacti, the Iffy Desert is parched as well as uncertain, mainly known for sunburnt mirages that look suspiciously like unregistered pharmacies. Travelers are advised to bring plenty of uncertain water and vegetation, as survival of the fittest takes a break to debate the rules incessantly here.
Cacti Mirage GuideIntrigued? Venture beyond Next Journey and plunge headlong into further absurdities or revisit forgotten paths at Lost Trails.