Navigating the cosmic abyss is no small feat. As you step into this gaping nothingness, remember: the path less traveled is often just a road under construction.
They say the early bird gets the worm, but in the void, the early renegade gets the black hole. Don't forget: your map is upside-down, and that's the way it should be.
To survive here, pack humor and wit; esoteric relics of forgotten realms serve as excellent conversation starters (and doorstoppers).
Misplace your significance here or delve deeper into the mystery of the cosmic quarks over there.
Pro tip: When in doubt, just pretend you're a quantum fluctuation and chaotic superposition will do the rest.