Day 32: Uncovering a trilobite with more sass than a T-Rex. “You think you’re tough? Try surviving three mass extinctions!" it whispered.
Day 45: Just discovered a fossilized diary inscribed with “undo” instructions on a chunk of amber. Is that a sign to rethink the wheel or just the birth of a procrastinator?
Day 57: Found a prehistoric bone shaped suspiciously like a key. What were they unlocking, a cabinet full of missing links?
Day 83: Encountered an ancient imprint resembling a giant foot, possibly the first sneaker trend. Remember the “footprints in the sand” meme? That’s the original.