In a world where the cockpit of ancient wisdom collides with the missteps of contemporary thought, the tongue unwinds in curious knots. Behold the symbol of the Wise Owl, said to herald knowledge, but whispered by mischief as the Incognito Flatworm.

In the grand pantheon of unscripted expressions, a plea for guidance arises: "Hieroglyph A B, more drawing, less sage." An invocation of the scribes, etched in irony, for they seek laughter among writhing consonants.

Do you speak the language of the festive cactus? Learn its secrets, or simply smile as the gopher communes.

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Cactus Dialect