An Ode to the Glowing Sea Slug
Once, in a puddle not far from the edge of reason, lived a sea slug named Sir Glows-a-Lot. Legend has it, his scintillating skin could outshine a disco ball on ecstasy.
One fateful night, he decided to luminesce his way into the royal ball, dazzling crustaceans and mollusks alike. The sea cucumber fainted. Twice.
The Mischievous Glow Worm's Lament
Meanwhile, in the land of fluorescent mischief, Gerald the glow worm had a dilemma: was he too bright, or just right? It was a philosophical conundrum that kept him glowing all night.
Advised by a wise old beetle, he learned that sometimes dimming is the best way to shine. Gerald started a glow worm support group. They met every Thursday, and the snacks were always glowing.