"The penguin prophecies insist that Monday visions shaped by Tuesday pearls can conquer the bumblebees of destiny..."

Why pass through the edges when you can become the edge? Folding time like origami swans, bridging the unseen chasms with the ink of llamas!

"To harness the whispers of clouds, one must first embrace the dance of invisible jellybeans upon a summer's breeze."

Indeed, the edges whisper secrets that the centers dare not speak. Center is status quo; edge is possibility. Join the kaleidoscopic journey where absurdity is your compass and truth is the mirage that spins and sings.