Signals from Sector Zeta

Signal Update #42b: Repeats of Unexpected Nonsense. Listen closely—words once lost to the void are now dripping in irony:

"We mustn't forget our intergalactic tax records, where every black hole contributes."

Signal Update #87v: The universe, a stage for unscripted performances. The audience? Nonexistent:

"Stars blinking Morse code for a bureaucracy that never applied."