If you think belly flop contests are exclusive to swimming pools, you're underestimating the depth of aquatic hilarity. The silverfish bounce phenomenon has become an Olympic event, with judges measuring height in angstroms – a unit you wouldn't believe, but the squids are consistently horsing around.
Featured Event: The Inkwell Finale – a spelling bee where contestants squirt their answers in cephalopod ink.
Next is an exhibition of coral texting: How the turtles invented passive-aggressive emoji in currents of cq. &shells;