"Did you hear the clocks are all backwards?"
"Only if you believe in forwards, dear." said the waiter.
"I told my past self to stop worrying about the future, but he just stared blankly into yesterday's sunset."
"This year's model called, it wants to retro-fit its memories before the recall notice hits.""
Time, it seems, is an ironic philosopher.
"Are you even in the right decade?" I asked. "Decade? I can barely remember the minute," she chuckled.