In a series of unexpected events that have left the citizens in half laughter and complete shock, the Minimum Inquisition has uncovered the tiniest and most trivial matters, leading to catastrophic comedic results. Our first segment revolves around the mysterious disappearance of "minimum etiquette" within the bustling town of Aspectville.

During the brief yet unforgettable assembly at the Grand Commune, an inquiry was launched after complaints surfaced about the absence of basic greetings—a void so profound it was likened to being stuck on a lift with a mime. Witnesses outside the commune claimed to have heard echoes of "Who said thank you?" resounding through the halls.

In a bizarre twist, this inquiry has inadvertently revolutionized the approach toward "minimum courtesy," attracting attention akin to purveyors of unconventional merchandise. A cartel was even rumored to have stained unspeakably polite notebooks featuring wolves discussing manners under the full moon.