Greetings from the event horizon,
It's a tad quiet here, perhaps too quiet. Should've packed more than just existential reflections and cosmic echoes.
The black hole next door is a bit too much for our liking. Unimpressed by its gravity-defying antics.
Missing Earth’s mundane chatter and overpriced coffee. How’s the weather on the third rock?
From Mars, with indifference,
The red dust is nice and all, but it doesn’t quite match my aesthetic. Even the Martians find regularity in the routine.
Saw a cactus today; called it a Martian skyscraper. The locals seemed unimpressed.
Send help or at least a decent Wi-Fi connection. Seriously considering opening a souvenir booth.