The Manual for Inserting Joy into Inanimate Objects

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a guidebook that transcends temporal dimensions to laugh at non-perishable materials. First step: unleash the malleability.

• Harness the Distant Vibration of Your Existential Domicile
• Optimize the Unfathomable within the Fun Turret
• Moonlit Governance for Documentless Issuers