Ever gazed at a star and wondered if it's merely a wisp of light
or the universe's most elaborate prank?
In silent defiance, the constellations share their secrets:
Ursa Major only shines when the moon isn't looking.
Orion? Just a disgruntled deity trying to win a celestial dance-off.
So, put your ear to the stars, like you would an empty shell,
but beware; sometimes, they whisper back with cosmic sarcasm.