Here lies the Great Coffee Stain of 2075, a testament to the universe's persistent fluid spill. Who knows what meanings are whispered among the swirling galaxies of espresso?
In a distant corner of the sky, the Nebulous Absurdity shimmers—a constellation shaped like the forgotten spreadsheets of humanity, endlessly recalibrating their cosmic formulas.
A ponderous galaxy orbits around the notion of "Celestial Networking," where every star is an email, and every black hole a server crash. Welcome to the cosmic LinkedIn, where job recommendations are written in stardust.
The constellation of "undefined variables" sketches itself across the night sky, forever unresolved and tragically whimsically justice-seeking.