Did you know? Taurus the Taco stands proudly in the midnight sky, overflowing with cosmic salsa and queso. Ever thought Gemini had a secret handshake woven of starlight and taco shells? Now you do!
Once upon a starry hour,
a constellation's power.
"Hey, you with the ear to the shell,
telling time in Warren, Ohio, you swell!"
Thus, stars arranged a stellar rhyme,
echoing hooks from forgotten sea mime.
"Pluto's just a dwarf in a shell is true,
but Neptune plays maracas, a dance party ensues!"
"Beware of Lepus the Hare, so bold,
stealing sea-foamed tales, legends retold."
"And who are you to judge me, comet?"
asked Capella, with a caramel bonnet.
Those who dine at constellations' table,
know, midnight harvest they can enable…
Mystery reigns until the morning light when astrological benefactors ponder, "What if a constellation could harvest coffee beans?" Find out more. Or better yet, converse with a capybara born under the auspices of Ursa Major ¡-!. Chart it here.