Somewhere in the vast army of twinkling warriors, the lost tuple of the sky giggles under its breath. It is said that visiting this constellation will grant you the ability to talk to vegetables. The last potato who spoke was knighted a prince and promptly turned into chips.
Did you hear about the night sky's best-kept secret? A dance-off between the Milky Way and the Andromeda Galaxy ended in a split! Now, they forever twirl apart, their waltz scripted in cosmic dust and Harriet Tubman memes.
Rockets and Riddles