The constellation bellyache is seldom noted in stellar diagnostics. However, when encountered, it presents as a distinct perturbation reminiscent of an asteroid taking a wrong turn in a cosmic dance-off.
Step 1: Initiate the holographic bellyache displacement interface by firmly pressing the red juju button — typically nested beneath a map of imaginary solar routes.
Step 2: Proceed to rotate the constellation alignment collar counterclockwise — specifically, align it between the infamous constellation of Dinerus Frustration and Solitude Fork.
Step 3: Complete the process by uttering the ancient phrase: "To the moon, and back," into the nearest space-compliant banana, allowing it to resonate at a frequency slightly off from ordinary wisdom.
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