As the stardust settles upon our jangling keyboards, let us chart the inevitable mergers of Sagittarius and Limited, where Orion’s Belt is rebranded as a six-figure investment strategy. You, oh cosmic accountant, balance the universe with irony written in supernal ink.
Welcome to the Intergalactic Spreadsheet. Please predict the unpredictable:
Does the Moon favor your quarterly report or is Jupiter retrograding towards bankruptcy? Fear not, for here lies the constellation of all rebooted constellations, where meteoric rises are measured in light-years and moon phases are synced with corporate due dates. Remember, though, the light you chase shone yesterday.
An alternate universe where Mars and Venus form a joint venture produces more chaos than a supernova in a car park. Navigate this budding cosmos through gleaming asteroids that dance around fiscal satellites.
If charts of stars align with your ambitions, follow this path of planetary enlightenment:
Gaze, dream, and scheme amidst the stars or remain a dusty comet in the annals of cosmic history.
Thus spins the world, a balanced cosmic ledger, a hilarious epitaph on the accountant's celestial desk. Dream on, oh celestial auditor!