The Grand Voyage of Minor Disturbances

Reflections on Navigating the Cosmic Mud-Puddle

Minor epiphanies occur at the roadside stands selling paradox: whole forests of questions neatly packaged in garish wrapping. Step right up, ponder diluted rationality vaporized for your convenience!

Arriving at imaginary destinations always foretold by bitter anecdotes and overpriced baubles, one seldom pauses to wonder if the map speaks a language obscured by cynicism and mirthful disbelief.

Traveler beware: every star in your eyes is merely a reflection of self-inflicted expectations drunkenly dancing on reality’s foolhardy precipice.