Welcome to the Intergalactic Symposium of Witty Whispers. Under the table, our committee has unearthed the cosmic conundrum: How many lightyears can a loaf of bread toast in the twilight zone?
Today’s talk will cover Undercurrent Trace, a phrase which—when translated from Astronomical Bureaucrazy—means "Not Going to Happen."
Join our next session here as we discuss the Quantum Sneeze Theory which states that the universe's randomness can be mathematically explained using only three cats and an IKEA instruction manual.
Panelists include Dr. Siriusly-Dry Komick and Prof. A. B. Jedi-Find-Humor, PhD in Cosmic Sarcasm Studies.