Welcome to the universe's finest archive of lost memories. It's like a memory bank, but instead of interest, we charge confusion...
Did you hear about Schrödinger's cat who forgot to pay its rent? It lived in two states: "pay" and "ow." But then, it realized both were equally cat-astrophic.
Ever tried to remember a dream while waking? Remembering is like quantum entanglement, except you don't need a PhD to screw it up.
Wanna make the universe dance? Click the wand…and watch the cosmos shuffle!